|OT| Der Deutsche Faden

[Hektor]

Nationalhymne:




Nationalspeisen:

Kultureller Export:

Deutscher Sinn für Humor:






Dinge die entgegen allgemeinen Glaubens nicht zu Deutschland gehören:

Dieser Faden richtet sich an alle Deutschen, und Jene die es werden wollen.

 

[lashman]

accurate

 

[Kurt Russell]

I didn't understand a word, I think.

Also, where's Schnitzelfee ? the most german of all germans!

 

[lashman]

Also, where's @Schnitzelfee ? the most german of all germans!

busy

 

[freshVeggie]

LOL

 

[lashman]

LOL

he even added a cover, lol

 

[Schnitzelfee]

I approve of this thread...
The "kultureller export" section gave me a little heart attack tho

 

[Hektor]

I approve of this thread...
The "kultureller export" section gave me a little heart attack tho

It's the truth.
Unfortunately.

 

[BlueOdin]

 

[Schnitzelfee]

Bester Song!

 

[Hektor]

Currently i love hearing how international news shows are trying to pronounce Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer

 

[Schnitzelfee]

to pronounce Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer

lol... any links?

 

[Hektor]

lol... any links?

They are better at it than you would assume at the very least

 

[Schnitzelfee]

hahahaha... that cracks me up... Merkels Mini-Me

edit

Fridrik Merz
lol

 

[Mivey]

As an Austrian, I feel the ill defined but nagging desire to express my disapproval of this thread.
That is all.

Currently i love hearing how international news shows are trying to pronounce Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer

Maybe they'll settle on calling her Annegret Double K. Or go all Austro-Hungarian: Anngegret K and K.

 

[Schnitzelfee]

As an Austrian, I feel the ill defined but nagging desire to express my disapproval of this thread.
That is all.

Maybe they'll settle on calling her Annegret Double K. Or go all Austro-Hungarian: Anngegret K and K.

we welcome our Austrian friends even if I can get the desire to nag

I think the media already uses AKK now to name her

 

[Hektor]

Aaaahhh, austria, the chinese bootleg germans.

 

[Mivey]

Aaaahhh, austria, the chinese bootleg germans.

Vile slander! We are famous for our original national products, such as classical music, sweets named after composers of said classical music, far-right nationalism and failed wannabe-painters.

 

[Copons]

Disappointed by the lack of a schnitzel as large as this entire forum

(yes ok austrian schmaustrian, but if the doner is listed as a German thing, then I can point to Frankfurt holding the Guinness world record for the largest schnitzel ever)

 

[lashman]

Disappointed by the lack of a schnitzel as large as this entire forum

(yes ok austrian schmaustrian, but if the doner is listed as a German thing, then I can point to Frankfurt holding the Guinness world record for the largest schnitzel ever)

no, Schnitzelfee is the largest Schnitzel ever!

 

[Copons]

no, Schnitzelfee is the largest Schnitzel ever!

I AINT PAYIN NO FEE FOR MY SCHNITZEL, though

 

[lashman]

I AINT PAYIN NO FEE FOR MY SCHNITZEL, though

no worries - he's putting out for free

 

[Copons]

no worries - he's putting out for free

Do you mean... SCHNITZELFREE?

 

[lashman]

Do you mean... SCHNITZELFREE?

that he is

 

[Schnitzelfee]

Copons common mistake... my name is german, not english... schnitzelfee = schnitzel fairy in english...

fee = [IMG='width:196px;']https://media.giphy.com/media/pRam65jIDEJP2/giphy.gif[/IMG]

not

this

[IMG='width:259px;']https://media1.tenor.com/images/935ba7ae55ebe0e19f7bfc5846013695/tenor.gif?itemid=12197230[/IMG]

 

[Hektor]

I ate a 25€ Schnitzel at the Früh am Dom in Köln last year.
It was tasty, but far too expansive for what it was.

 

[Mivey]

I ate a 25€ Schnitzel at the Früh am Dom in Köln last year.
It was tasty, but far too expansive for what it was.

Well, without the Schnitzel fee, it might have been only half. This has got to stop #NoTaxationWithoutSchnitzelRepresentation