Exchange i just had.
Her: "[The thing]. It doesn't work"
Me: "What exactly doesn't work? Is there an error message?"
Her: "It doesn't work. Yes, there is an error message."
WELL THEN WHAT IS THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE YOU STUPID ASS CUNT?
YOU ACTUAL FUCKING WHORE?
WHY CAN YOU NEVER ACTUALLY JUST PROACTIVELY TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK DOESNT WORK?
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO PULL EVERY SINGLE DROP OF INFORMATION OUT OF YOUR OVERLY TIGHT ARSEHOLE?
JUST THINK ONE MINUTE AHEAD FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE YOU SAD EMBARASSING EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS STUPID? DID YOUR PARENTS BEAT YOU OVER YOUR HEAD TOO OFTEN?
HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO BREATH WITH HOW UTTERLY FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE?
I FUCKING HATE YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fuck it, you bitch ass stupid ass braindead moron of a forgotten bitch can't just fucking tell me whats up, off to the trashcan your forsaken ass lovecraftian horror ass mail goes in you insolent wretch
Her: "[The thing]. It doesn't work"
Me: "What exactly doesn't work? Is there an error message?"
Her: "It doesn't work. Yes, there is an error message."
WELL THEN WHAT IS THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE YOU STUPID ASS CUNT?
YOU ACTUAL FUCKING WHORE?
WHY CAN YOU NEVER ACTUALLY JUST PROACTIVELY TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK DOESNT WORK?
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO PULL EVERY SINGLE DROP OF INFORMATION OUT OF YOUR OVERLY TIGHT ARSEHOLE?
JUST THINK ONE MINUTE AHEAD FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE YOU SAD EMBARASSING EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS STUPID? DID YOUR PARENTS BEAT YOU OVER YOUR HEAD TOO OFTEN?
HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO BREATH WITH HOW UTTERLY FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE?
I FUCKING HATE YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fuck it, you bitch ass stupid ass braindead moron of a forgotten bitch can't just fucking tell me whats up, off to the trashcan your forsaken ass lovecraftian horror ass mail goes in you insolent wretch
