Q&A What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

[Yakkue]

You wake up in the first day of a Zombie outbreak - how would you react?
Would you try your luck on your own or try to join/create a community of survivors? Would you head for/stay in cities to gain supplies, or capture a ship to get away as far as possible from civilization and hope there is no such thing as Zombie-sharks?

 

[Nahkapukki]

I'd capture a ex-supermodel now zombie for private purposes.

 

[lashman]

of course you would ...



and yeah, i'd probably try to join/create a community ... although, to be perfectly honest, i would almost definitely be one of the very first to go like ...

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[Nahkapukki]

I'd actually be quite decent in an apocalypse. I wouldn't mind beating up my family members if they turned.

 

[lashman]

of course you wouldn't

 

[Nahkapukki]

Might not even notice that they are zombies.

 

[lashman]

Finns ...

 

[Nahkapukki]

You know the main reason Finland wouldn't be populated by zombies is that the zombies wouldn't feel at home in such a silent country.

 

[lashman]

everyone would just snub them ... poor zombies

 

[Schnitzelfee]

I'd die... fast...

 

[Nahkapukki]

You'd make a delicious manwich

 

[pahamrick]

I'd sit down with my oxygen tank and wait to become some Zombie's all you can eat buffet. I fail rule 1 hard.

 

[Robby]

Gather all the supplies I could, find an island. Have a nice couple quiet weeks in hopefully paradise before my stuff runs out, then blow my face off.

 

[NingenJanai]

I'd try to stay as far away from humans as I could.

 

[lashman]

I'd try to stay as far away from humans as I could.

why would you run away from food?

 

[Nahkapukki]

There's a hamburger pop-up joint in Finland that has human flesh meat replicated.

 

[lashman]

... because of course there is .... i'm not even surprised

 

[Nahkapukki]

Well you have to start somewhere.

 

[lashman]

Well you have to start somewhere.

fair enough

 

[Nahkapukki]

You don't want to just jump in to being a zombie.

 

[lashman]

You don't want to just jump in to being a zombie.

i don't think you'd have much choice

 

[Nahkapukki]

The most I can do is stay delicious for the zombies.

 

[Yakkue]

What if the zombie virus doesn't break out amongst humans but amongst birds? Would we stand a chance?

Just stumbled across this movie and the summary is something else:

Zombie Birds
When all the birds in the world disappear under mysterious circumstances, a lonely woman takes her aviary obsessed boyfriend on a picnic only to find that the birds are back, zombified, and looking for revenge.

 

[lashman]

Would we stand a chance?

no

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

I'd be fucked in a zombie (or any other apocalyptic) scenario. I have very few practical or useful skills. I have no training or practice with any sort of weaponry (the closest would be playing paintball about a dozen times in my youth lol). I'm not in great shape (regardless of the whole cancer thing).

I'd probably be used best as a sacrificial lamb hahahaha

 

[Eriugam]

Two options;

1. Gather supplies and a boat then head to sea

2. Get Mom, kill Phillip, grab Liz and go to the Winchester and wait for the whole thing to blow over